No One Speaks English in Singapore

Virtually all Singaporeans have what I may describe as the ugliest accent on the planet Earth.

Mean Girls In Singapore

In addition to a ruthless dictatorship government, the coldhearted teachers, and the Godless brothels and casinos being built around here, there is one more thing that makes my heart ache. The women here are less than beautiful. It is hard to find a suitable wife here when all the women are obsessed with shopping, expensive brands, and things that might as well not exist. I'm not saying all women are like this, but in general Singaporean girls are a bit more coldhearted than I desire.

Why I Want To Leave

I was unlucky enough to be born into this small wretched piece of land and have citizenship in no other country. My mother and father bore me into a country run by a dictator named Lee Kwan Yew who sees it just to pay himself 20 million USD per year and employee his sons to run all the major industries on the island. The courts and judges are all controlled by the man, and there Singapore "law" is according to the man's whims.

Everywhere I go, there are video-cameras lining the streets and scattered around every ceiling in every imaginable building here. There is no freedom, and especially no privacy. Sin is permissible, as long as it does not interfere with Mr Lee Kwan Yew's position. Prositution and gambling, institutions that do a society bad, are allowed. Bad mouthing Kwan Yew is not.

The only thing to do on the island is spend your hard earned money in the myriad of shopping centers scattered around the island. This is acceptible for most, but for me I long for something more exotic and meaningful. There are no mountains on the islands, and virtually all the beaches are man-made and cost to visit (the Sentosa beaches, for example).

Singapore Sucks

The purpose of this blog is to expose to the world what I cannot do through conventional means. To do so through conventional means would mean my imprisonment and the taking of my money and property by the evil street thug named Lee Kwan Yew.

I am using a network of proxy servers that should disguise my identity enough, and am putting my trust in Google not to divulge my personal information to Lee Kwan Yew and his henchmen in plain white shirts.